Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie Vacuuming Up Dead Bodies

They are interns at a mortuary and the dead bodies come ready-cremated

Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie working in Burger King

From The Simple Life: Interns (only of those series I actually found watchable...)

Paris Hilton and Madonna eating sandwiches in park

how exciting

how unreal

Lindsay Lohan Slags Off Paris

Appears to call her something beginning with C and rhyming with "blunt" ...

Apocalypse Paris!

Apocalypse actually means "revelation" and the only thing Paris has "revealed" is her snatch. Come on!

One family even sailed a plane overhead trailing a banner, "We love you Paris from the Darling Family"~~ they were either v rich or v stupid ...

Isn't 2700 sq ft rather pokey for an LA home?

Paris Released? Or Punished All Over Again?

An extract from her famous jail story, mid-way through

Paris Hilton - Nicole Richie - Jealousy!

The story of their faltering friendship

Conan - Paris Hilton is in Jail!

Mega applause!

Paris Hilton - Jimmy Fallon Interview

Paris Hilton - Nothing in This World

This is Paris's music video. Actually her singing's better than I expected ...

Paris Hilton - Britney Spears - Lindsay Lohan "Action"

No it's not rude!

Imagine leaving a party and getting all this though. Every time!

Man those girls must be patient. I'm not surprised some of the "beefier" celebrities sock 'em one every now and then. I'm just amazed it doesn't happen more often!

Notice the paps' pathetic attempt to insinuate themselves with the girls by "helping" them locate their car. When really they're just after nude crotch shots all along~~it's all there!