Madonna, Britney, Christina: Like a Virgin

This is from the 2003 American Music awards. I was so badly addicted to heroin at this time that nothing like this could possibly have invaded my consciousnesss... Saw this for the first time today!

Britney Spears acting "stoned"...

... Judge for yourself.

Who filmed this thang? And why on earth did she sit there and just let him??

Notice the guy's voice; dripping with sleaze ...

Ugh.

Britney Bitch revisited

... at first I thought she'd really improved her performing skills... then I put on my reading glasses and realized it was someone else... ho-hummm

Britney Spears MTV (America) Music 2007 Awards

THIS is that famously "bad" performance.

I've seen worse.

Video quality was best I could find among several versions of this.

Paris Hilton - Britney Spears - Lindsay Lohan "Action"

No it's not rude!

Imagine leaving a party and getting all this though. Every time!

Man those girls must be patient. I'm not surprised some of the "beefier" celebrities sock 'em one every now and then. I'm just amazed it doesn't happen more often!

Notice the paps' pathetic attempt to insinuate themselves with the girls by "helping" them locate their car. When really they're just after nude crotch shots all along~~it's all there!