French and Saunders: Jordan and Jodie

Jordan and Peter (Andre) are supposed to have "hit" American screens on "E!" (I hope her 36GG boobs didn't explode) with their vulgar home documentary. Jodie Marsh is a similar "star" of British satellite television and the tabloid press...


1. Mortgage


2. Potato


3. Optician

Jordan (Katie Price)'s "First Interview"

Katie Price (as she now likes to be called) is currently the scourge of America with her vulgar documentary revealing her silicone life with Aussie ex pop star Peter Andre.

This is her before the implants.