Madonna and Guy ~ Brit Awards Acceptance Speech 2001

Madonna and Guy

Madonna Talks to Daughter

This is the real them

Madonna Pepsi Commercial: News at Ten

Anchor: Carol Barnes

Pepsi's Commercial for their 1989 Madonna Commercial

They had no idea ...

Madonna 1989 Pepsi Commercial

This is the one that she got $5 million for and famously had to give the money back (or didn't give it back, depending on which version you believe) following the Like a Prayer video furore:

Michael Jackson 1980s Pepsi Commercial

Look at that dated old tin-can!!

They wouldn't put blond little boys in a Michael Jackson ad now either, would they?

Michael Jackson Bizarre Shopping Trip

Excessive fame and an excessive desire for privacy just do not mix. As seen here (and this must be seen to be believed~!)

Michael Jackson Returns Home

To his childhood home in Gary, Indiana, USA

Ordinary Guy Randomly Famous "Director" From Youtube!!

Ordinary Northern Irish bod. Wakes up one morning bathed in a golden light.... yes the transcendental 15 seconds of his fame has struck ... all thanks to a video he "directed" on Youtube ... here he explains how!

Madonna Letterman 1994 Scandalous Interview

Here's the famous/infamous David Letterman interview from the early 90s.

I've always thought of Madonna as pretty much nondrinking, nonsubstance-abusing kinda gal. Suddenly it hit me rewatching this today: she is drunk. Listen to her voice. The normal Madonna has a pretty thin almost nasal tone; this voice, however, is relaxed and projecting, she's speaking from her diaphragm. I'm telling you, she's been drinking. And that explains pretty much everything here.

What shocks me most is how much like Sarah Jessica Parker's ugly sister she looks in this (21 minutes long) broadcast ...

Madonna - Elizabeth Taylor Birthday Speech

Elizabeth Taylor 1978 TV Interview

This is from Dinah Shaw's show in 1978. Liz Taylor's (then) new movie A Little Night Music had just come out. They speak holding "telephones" because it was thought an audience at the time would not understand how, due to satellite link-up, actress and interviewer could be speaking "live" and yet not appear in the same shot

Kate Moss in Pete Doherty's "Nuts" Video

This is the one everyone's talking about today:

You saw it here first.

Pete Doherty and Kate Moss "Crack Love"

Kate Moss Doing Cocaine

This is same as below only with musical background

Kate Moss Doing Cocaine

This from Italian TV

Kate Moss Vanity Fair 2006 Shoot

Vanity Fair September 2006

Beyonce Mobbed

Pete Doherty Tribute 1

Pete Doherty Tribute 2

Pete Doherty Tribute 3

Tribute to Kate Moss 3

"3 of 3" ... commences with one of those old Calvin Klein commercials:

Tribute to Kate Moss 2

"2 of 3" :: includes Elvive shampoo commercial. Etc ...

Tribute to Kate Moss 1

"1 of 3"

Beth Ditto interviews Yo Majesty

for xlr8r tv

Kate Moss Paparazzi at London Home

Drew Barrymore Workout Spoof

Vulgarized from TalkToMatt.blogspot

This is quite pathetic and entertaining at the same time. Pathetically entertaining, you might say ...

Liz Hurley "Violated 'Hindu Law'"

Pam Anderson & Liz Hurley - New Best Friends

Wow they were even swopping clothes. Or even forgot to put the right ones on after their lavatory cubicle "action" ~~ well that's what the average FHM reader wants to believe. Come on have a look:

Pamela Anderson - Yasmin Bleeth

This comes from Germany and that's all I'm saying!

Pamela Anderson - anti-KFC Cruelty Campaign

pamela anderson

Kylie Minogue Paparazzi

Kylie being papped on a beautiful London day:

Don't they keep a respectful distance? Not like the LA paps. Wow!

Paparazzi ET

Why do American presenters talk to us like we're mentally retarded? Is it because they're mentally retarded?

Harking back to the very height of the 1980s...

Paparazzi were already getting out of control back then!

Take a look at this:!

Madonna Gets a Parking Ticket

O how bloody exciting.

And "good morning Mrs Richie"~ sarcasm drips like venom from a cobra's fangs ...

Madonna London Paparazzi

Wow the flashes, man!

Being London, of course, her "hubby" Guy Richie also features:

Madonna Bruised by Paparazzi

2007 footage. Of a bruise on Madonna's cheek. Oh dear.

Madonna & Sugar Ray Paparazzi

Who the hell is Sugar Ray? Or his band?... help me someone... uh..?? hh....

O man, and we have the "I'm talking to you like you're retarded" American voice-over once again.

OK the guy's name is Mark McGrath (has anybody anywhere actually heard of this person?, because he's not famous in this centre of the universe) and in this clip he's seriously losing it. Giving everything he shouldn't and nothing that he should. I.e. squaring up to this guy for a fight he knows cannot happen... not without squelamious legal repercussions and the paps basically winning.

Some little boys never grow up.

Madonna Paparazzi

Extract from Paparazzi documentary on Channel 4.

This shows two guys staking out Madonna in the English countryside.

David Beckham - Soccer Interview

David Beckham - Adidas Interview

David Beckham - "Slide Show"

OK L.A. this is the guy who's coming to "skipper" your soccer team:

David Beckham Compilation

He can kick footballs in a banana shape:

David Beckham Adidas Commercial

"Nothing is impossible". No David. They even lowered your voice by nearly an octave for this ad:

Little And & Dec Interview Victoria Beckham

Man! She comes over so much nicer in the flesh (so to speak) than in those moody paparazzi shots the UK papers are full of ...

Ali G Interviews David & Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham

This was a very famous piece on British TV:

Extracted from a Comic Relief telethon.

If you don't know Ali G, his voice is the accent most London schoolkids talk in these days. So imagine an entire busload of that piling on as you mind your own business at 4:20pm. Ukk!

Lindsay Lohan Avoiding Paparazzi

Lindsay Lohan Drunk Driving Video

Well that's what it's billed as. I saw the first 30 secs and no-one appears to be drunk let alone driving ...

Lindsay Lohan - Photomontage

Her life's story in pictures

Lindsay Lohan Slags Off Paris

Appears to call her something beginning with C and rhyming with "blunt" ...

Paris Gonna Jail - Conner Brothers

Apocalypse Paris!

Apocalypse actually means "revelation" and the only thing Paris has "revealed" is her snatch. Come on!

One family even sailed a plane overhead trailing a banner, "We love you Paris from the Darling Family"~~ they were either v rich or v stupid ...

Isn't 2700 sq ft rather pokey for an LA home?

Paris Released? Or Punished All Over Again?

An extract from her famous jail story, mid-way through

Paris Hilton - Nicole Richie - Jealousy!

The story of their faltering friendship

Conan - Paris Hilton is in Jail!

Mega applause!

Paris Hilton - Jimmy Fallon Interview

Paris Hilton - Nothing in This World

This is Paris's music video. Actually her singing's better than I expected ...

Jordan (Katie Price)'s "First Interview"

Katie Price (as she now likes to be called) is currently the scourge of America with her vulgar documentary revealing her silicone life with Aussie ex pop star Peter Andre.

This is her before the implants.

Boy George Being Punished

We all love to see the rich and famous being publicly humiliated (or "humbled" as the judge supposedly would prefer it).

Boy George got caught with thirteen bags of cocaine in his New York "residence" and somehow got off with community service ..?

Only in America!

Boy George Loses Temper

Called a "batty boy" !!

Note how the clipboard-holding nobodies try not to cower too much in his aura of rage.

Diana and the Paps

Princess Diana was without a shadow of a doubt the most photographed woman of her time.

Narrated by Andrew Morton (author of Diana Her True Story)

Here's a short documentary about her "relationship" with the paparazzi.

Paris Hilton - Britney Spears - Lindsay Lohan "Action"

No it's not rude!

Imagine leaving a party and getting all this though. Every time!

Man those girls must be patient. I'm not surprised some of the "beefier" celebrities sock 'em one every now and then. I'm just amazed it doesn't happen more often!

Notice the paps' pathetic attempt to insinuate themselves with the girls by "helping" them locate their car. When really they're just after nude crotch shots all along~~it's all there!

Naomi Campbell Japanese Gameshow

Now this is bizarre. Naomi Campbell (and she's not on stilts) takes part in a "remember the Japanese word" game on one of their famous gameshows ...

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